Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come

Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come

The stakes are raised to even more diabolical levels in this sequel to the gleefully violent and acutely socially aware 2019 horror hit, in which Samara Weaving’s plucky bride evaded the murderous attentions of her new in-laws. This time, she teams up with her sister (Kathryn Newton) against a whole illuminatum of super-rich families seeking to consolidate their power by any means necessary.

The script goes big rather than home, targeting a broader spectrum of satanic over-entitled assholes, giving their ugly souls even shorter shrift than a Knives Out movie. Finally, Hollywood seems to be getting the message that what general audiences REALLY want to see is the one per cent getting the most horrific comeuppance it can sneak past the censors.

During the exposition act, the camera advances slowly along its forward axis, boldly facing down the nefarious intentions of these truly despicable villains. But once the chase is well and truly on, it’s given latitude, longitude and altitude to roam around the gardens and golf courses with the freedom of a power fantasy mostly denied to the two heroines.

The cinematographer and production designer have their leash lengthened, adapting the sickly yellow colour grading and muted opulence from one nondescript remote mansion to another. The devil’s accent may change as we introduce the new antagonists, but his evil song remains the same.

Stopping not even for a cup of tea and a sit down after the unspeakable events of the first film, Samara Weaving responds to the authorities disbelieving her story with an appealing and sometimes unhinged combination of quiet sarcasm and eye-rolling acceptance.

For once, being the only survivor of a traumatic experience brings its own problems, and for once the filmmakers are willing to confront them. Weaving’s as capable of mixing together the tricky demands of horror, comedy and even drama as the returning director team known as ‘Radio Silence’ are.

Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come

Kathryn Newton’s bratty sibling is tossed into the fire within the first twenty minutes, her performatively difficult relationship with Weaving bound to take a back seat in her personal priorities once the blood and guts start flying. Still, it’s fun to watch them buddy up, and Weaving deserves an ally after what she’s already been through.

A supremely nerd-friendly roster of names (including unflappable administrator Elijah Wood, resentful beneficiary Sarah Michelle Gellar and icy patriarch David Cronenberg) gallivants into the gaping maw left by the original supporting cast, pushing our buttons until we yearn to see them meet the same explosive fate.

Together they represent an absurd yet oddly believable cabal secretly controlling the entire world with a weary smugness, stopping short of the kind of easy caricature that might undermine the very real threat they pose. The more we believe in them, the more we rejoice in seeing them hoist by their own avaricious petard.

Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come

Just like its wildly entertaining predecessor, Ready Or Not 2 maintains an almost perfect balance between pointed satire, compelling characterisation and vicious yet amusingly incompetent violence. It’s a playful confection with sharp enough teeth to appeal not just to genre mavens looking for knowing gratification, but to a wider audience with a twisted sense of humour, keen eye for injustice, and stomach for gore-dripping spectacle.

-Stew Mott-

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